The Incorporated States of Noahs Two-thousand-forty-eighth Country is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.506 billion Noahs Two-thousand-forty-eighth Countryians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Noahs Two-thousand-forty-eighth Countryian economy, worth 711 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,414 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noahs Two-thousand-forty-eighth Country's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Two-thousand-forty-eighth Country is ranked 185,128^th in the world and 588^th in Two for Safest, scoring 51.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.